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Make up sex is probably one of the best things ever invented. Ever.

"We are the universe pretending to be individuals."

- Deepak Chopra   (via milkwolves)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Fruit Helmuts [weibo]

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offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

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theartofanimation:

Misa Tsutsui

theartofanimation:

Therese Larsson

So my mom just called me and she was saying how she would help us out with some money because we’re about to buy a car from my stepdad and with Emma and just a whole bunch of other shit going on we’re just kind of short on money so that’s like super cool. But then she started telling me how in October when it’s my stepdads birthday that I need to say happy birthday because “I haven’t said it for a couple of years and he thinks I don’t like him”. Now, I love my stepdad as of now but sorry if I’ve been a little busy lately you know having a baby and all the while you guys are basically judging me and telling me I’m doing the wrong thing by keeping her and getting married but now you’re all about her because she’s actually here and ughhhh. It’s just so frustrating like yea you verbally abused me for years and were my oppressor but I’m so sorry if you feel like I don’t like you.

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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