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crocobaby:

do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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orientaltrading:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

Omg I haven’t seen this in ages

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via tinalikesbutts)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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dontkillchic:

aluminumapples:

dontkillchic:

holyjazspers:

dontkillchic:

DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT

wait what does fanny mean in england

VAGINA

in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.

hands over ownership of this post 2 u

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9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

(via cavesandtwigs)

nuthaniel:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

WHAT THE RSAFJSH

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Benedict doing the ALS Bucket Challenge

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tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”

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